1. I wish that the auntie colleague beside me won't chit chat and talk so much, so loud. Sometimes you know she needs to go supermarket, dinner with somebody, or it's somebody's birthday and 'must call mother / father hor!' You know those kind of conversations on the phone.
2. Stop calling or talking to the person behind her because he is just not there. Not there some times. She don't even bother to turn her head to check.
3. Don't stomp her feet after she coughs.